[Oct 2007]

The guy had not seen rain for a long time. Getting wet that afternoon made him happy. And wet he became! Rain was pouring — just water, neither cats nor dogs could be seen around.

Anyway, say it as you will, it was raining a lot. A car was carried down the street by the flash flood and the guy laughed out loud because the car wasn't his. Finally a problem he didn't need to worry about.

He went into an ugly building following a pretty woman, taking advantage of the open door that had been unlocked for her. Once inside, he turned around and came out.

"I don't know why I entered here," he shouted to the girl.

Rain was increasing in intensity, the city would be submerged. The guy took off his shirt and dived down, it was already possible to swim.

He swam on the wrong lane and that excited him a lot. Turning around, he stood there floating, watching the sky. Beautiful. Gray, dark clouds, zillions of water drops, lightnings here and there.

A spaceship stopped right above him.

When the guy woke up, he was in a pumpkin colored place. A pumpkin planet, a Halloween seaside resort, with pumpkin juice on the hot baths, pumpkin juice rain and rivers. Sea of jerked meat. Sand of grated cheese.

How did he get out of there? I have no idea. Did he?